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MaestroRage
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Selcuk Bor @MaestroRage

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"I figured I should just be fashionably retarded and/or late and follow suite!"

Haha, I cracked up at that. Fashionably retarded... wow. I'm way too tired. This post is the most entertainment I've gotten for hours... Glad to see you like Newgrounds so much, Mr. Maestro! Have an e-walking-stick to assist you on your journey to the bakery to pick up that cake! Or did you already go?

I was just about to leave, you should come with! Then I can tell you about how they have that sticker on the bottom of the cake that says do not turn box upside down, and you and I can laugh because wtf was the point of that sticker?!

You better stick around forever, I will surly starve without a lack of epic music

if by forever you mean until Tom gets a restraining order on me, then yes, I will be around forever :3!

i am not for i know your not leaving, and its not america it is the world, and sadly is how i view it, for i have never met a soul worth calling family, or friend or anything, its all true. lucky for you , you seem to be someone who had a good life and i envy the happy life of others, but since im not asleep like most sheeple i am not violant or regretful. I am a human, and thats what we all are, but no others are gay staight, black white, w.e. We are all pawns in this game we call life.

send him an e-cake

SOLUTION

noted!

hey, can you score me some peyote?

can you? I don't know many people who grow small cacti.

Ha ha ha....oh so many lols to have here.

Seriously though, keep up the great work on your shtuff, 'cuz it makes up about half of my 'faves list.

Oh, and much <3 on the pi symbol on the clock! :D

The pi symbol brings great honor to my family.

GREAT honors.

I'll always keep trucking, for Newgrounds and for j00 the listener :D!

lol nice one. I had a laugh at that, which I desperately needed. Homework is a killer.

I know the pain well, glad you got a laugh :]!

LOL! You just owned NG. I wish i could do that! ;D

the only thing owned here is my poor care-o-meter :(. Somebody should start caring or it will forget how to move.

Then where will we be at?!

I almost shat myself reading that title. I still might though...

let's go shat on Bob's lawn. I hear he never fertilizes his yard.

not allowed! no but stick around :(. I'm using one of your songs in my next flash.

but if I stick around... who is going to go out and buy Tom and staff cakes :(?

Lol you totally got me.

getting people is half the fun!

Why don't you just throw something on every month or something. Don't be selfish and keep your music to yourself lol, you're why I like classical damnit!

Why release stuff every month, when I can release it every WEEK!

But i'm not going anywhere ^-^

except to the store to buy cake.

LMAO!! I love how almost everyone did not get what you wrote. It was clever but you confused all of your fans. Keep up the misleading messages! But be careful, you're gonna make a bunch of people cry:(

p.s. life is too short for most people to read past the title, with the way people live now, everyone is gonna have A.D.D haha

haha, well I hope they'll read my reply and at some point read the rest of the post XD! If not I can look forward to loads of pm's telling me not to be stupid.

Relax fellars, i'm not stupid =_=.

Also I look forward to when we won't even read titles, but random letters in said title.

*has heart attack after reading the title*

*reads the rest while dying in chair*

OH YOU SON OF A BI-

*dies*

WAIT! YOU DIDN'T FINISH YOUR SENTENCE!

WAKE UP... WAKE UP AND FINISH WHAT YOU STARTED X'(!!!!!

FINISH DAMN YOU!

Also I can only imagine your name had something to do with this tragedy.

*gasp*

-tch...

And yes, my name is a hint to what caused my death.

*goes back to dying*

oh... okay then. Can't fight nature. I'll just leave your rotting corpse here and let it play out from there.

I'll miss your songs, im hoping you can make more of your masterpiece.

indeed. You are victim number I lost count on not reading past the title :D!

Heh, You're not leaving are you... seriously, most of us cares about Dark cut, including myself, the latest one was so intense when you logged out of the system.
So please don't go, make more until your fingers bleed and you have to perform dark cut on yourself... lol only kidding

I don't cut myself. I reach out to people... grab their arms and cut them >:}!!

Also I must leave. Need to buy Tom that cake!

But I wants a cake. :(

you can has a slice, but not the whole cake.

I cares.

It's okay. We appreciate your contributions-- never leave!

have to. Have to go buy that cake.

That care-o-meter is surely broken.

Got the cake already?

I did. It's angel cake.

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