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Selcuk Bor @MaestroRage

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Amazing. Simply amazing. Your life story beats the crap out of mine ._.

Btw: First comment! Hoo-rah!

There are few who could live through my life and not seriously consider throwing their life away by joining Law School on a daily basis. I do appreciate the comment though, hope ya enjoyed teh first part :D

Bravo! You really ought to consider being an e-comedian sometime. :D

Pshaw, my humor comes and goes like the passing marks of my tests.


ah my very reaction to the whole being forced into the music class back in Grade 9 :D! Glad j00 enjoyed teh stury!

What the bloody hell is this all about?! This is a peculiar introduction for you to the world of music...I'm safely assuming you were serious about the whole medication thing and as for your solitare-troubled guidence counsuler, if you should see her, REMEMBER THAT THE JACK GOES ON THE QUEEN AND THE QUEEN ON THE KING!!!!

not my fault guidance consulers are Solitaire challenged! It just doens't make sense, you'd think putting meaningless things in order would be their strength :/

As for my medication, I ran out yesterday D:

Should be an entertaining week.

Nice to see you again Zen, glad you dropped by ;)

OI! GET OVER TO BITTERSWEET! NOW! Some stuff's goin down! And btw... I came to your page just to leave you a message, I was forced to read through your life story(which I didn't ask for). Appreciate it! NOW!

you're lucky to have read only the first part. If I had chosen to include the rest of the story you'd be sitting in your seat weeping, weeping like the madness you are.

I also went to Bittersweet, awesome stuffs mahn :D! Proud of ya!

That...was simply amazing. Nothing to it really.

thank you kindly! I'm glad you enjoyed it!

My agreement on the former comments, that was definitely something between amusing and amazing and one of the most entertaining stories I've heard so far. Too bad that I never got the opportunity to join an orchestra class although I was such a great trianglist as well. 8D Guess we never know what lies ahead, I also have some dark memories of my not so artistic past.

Can't wait for part 2! ;D

how did I miss this one?!

Amusing was really the focus on this one! Maybe one day i'll write the super epic version which will be amazing. Like cosmic scale!

We shall orchestrate a triangular fest of DEVESTATION :D!!!!

Dude, that was like...shakespeare...you should now make a flash movie of youre life... complete with your own incredible montage of youre epic tunes.

that would be epic! Like super epic music, to supremely epic irrelevance! Now if only I could draw worth beans...

I shall give you monocle man whilst we wait, he shall judge thee


Lol @ MaestroEmo
Congrats on your Audio Mod classificationator, by the way! :D

thank yees. Too bad you're not a new submitter. I'd furrow my eyebrows in uncontrolled confusion and ban your legit ass >:D

But of course I wouldn't, because I am not like that... on Tuesdays.

Glad j00 enjoyed teh stories!

i rofled

then my work here is done...

Pointless writer... AWAY!

glad ya enjoyed it :D!

Yes, this made me laugh. It seems youve had some good times.

"God rest their souls, a tear is shed for the fallen." - LOL

if it made you laugh, then it did what it was intended to do :D! Glad you liked it!

Truley amazing, the first part of your life story entertained me (no offence) since your maestro teacher seemed didnt care about your little math expression's and such..just kept hitting you with a "BANG". I would have cried on the spot but that's me lol. And who would have known counslor's were soo touchy? eh my highschool very touchy indeed :(. Also the funny thing sadely a man couldnt beat a solataire game?!?!?!?!?!? What's up with that? jeez my little brother age 8 beat it..not that hard eh? Anywayz nice stroy i really enjoyed it heheh.

I'm not offended at all! I am glad I was able to entertain you with this story. Though the actions and conversations are not quite truth, the sequence of events actually are.

Well the Maestro is actually an incredible person. Has a Doctorate in music, and spends his summers touring Europe and giving concerts. The fact he's willing to put up with so much crap at that school just to let kids learn from him is remarkable.

Yeah, failing at Solitaire... sadness in it's fullest glory :(

Glad you enjoyed the story ^^



Damn it WinterWind/DavidOrr/SolusLunes/Mu sicalRocky fess up! Which one of you bastards is it! I'm going to say WinterWind because I take rash decisions like that!

Maybe I shouldn't say anything about my having made MaestroMoodSwings?

I thought it would be funny. :D

But so was this story. I only wish I could hear a live retelling.

if you seriously made it Solus, log into that account and pm me NOW >:(!!!! I MUST KNOW T-T.

The sleep eludes me all over again thanks to these two posts. I hope you (both?) get mauled by an angry bear >:(!


I came here through Zajed's page outta boredom... and... I couldn't stop laughing... Wow, not only are you a great musician and great @ banging a bass drum, but you're also one funny fucker. ^.^

I do my best :D! I used to be quite the writer/poet before I picked up music. And then somehow... somewhere... the pen fell to the composer stick. Proving that the pen is indeed weaker then not only the sword, but most blunt objects usable to bash things in!

I'm glad you enjoyed the story ^^.

Good to hear ya back on track... New songs are nice but I'm too zombified now to write a review... maybe later... As for the story... it's written quite nicely, and it's hilarious. My musical story isn't that exciting... it starts with a free demo of Dance eJay 4 that came with a cereal... and currently ends with Reason. But the next episode shall contain Cubase... and who knows what else :) Btw, if you have time, you could check out my newer songs A Clash of Destinies and Bloodstained Sunrise, not too bad classical pieces. I'm gettin more skilled with Reason :D

Hahaha... oh maestro... I lol'd at your writing style.

Seriously... write a book... or write a song with holarious lyrics.

lol I hope part 3 includes the part where we are about to make an amazing fucking song.

Yep... it better... because you sir are amazing.

Amazing as a hamster in my metaphorical ass.


well, imza gonna be rude, im gonna make those accounts ^^

tried, maestromoodswings was taken :'(

but maestroemo wasnt ^_^
id love to hear more of this irrelevent, epic storry, and the wrath of kahn.

im a lucky bstard i guess, a music credit isnt required in alberta to grad (SHOOP DA WHOOP)

who the hell cares if u have mental issues?
there'sa quote i like, i dont know who its from

i dont suffer from insanity, i enjoy every minute of it

i personally live true to that ^^

apparantly my friends think im funny in a dane cook kinda way, is that actually a good thing? lol idk , but who cares, its bloody fun

having fun is the only thing worth living for, if not, go cut yur wrists emo
ill buy u a nbew emo bracelt then.... made outta razor wire :D

ait i forgot sometin... new song, hamster in ass? can i join you guys? sounds like im missing out on something fun...


indeed, the pen is a dull, small, blunt weapon.... but very effective when filled with cyanide ^^

you'd never see it coming... 'oops my bad, used the wrong ink my pencil today, well have fun, u got a few mins to live...'