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Selcuk Bor @MaestroRage

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mmmmmm the uglyness of hectic school work. Alas my friend Suspended 3rd Chord is experiencing (or has just experienced) the same thing. We're trying to get a collab done but neither of us can see mt ofind the time atm XD

Lol goodluck with your schoolness. I feel those mother insults will do just fine, and you will have no need for your ninja scouts to report anything.

the headline will read

"SEEMINGLY RANDOM PERSON TARGET OF VICIOUS, RABID SQUIRREL RAPE/MURDER"
a bit of the story will read:

Yesterday, police reported finding the remaining corpse of an unknown gender and at the moment...unknown age.

Eye witnesses testify that at aprox. 5:27pm an inexplicably loud screech was heard in the park. Upon investigation by the witnesses, it appeared that almost every squirrel within a 15 mile radius had suddenly gone insanely wild, and pounced on an unsuspecting victem.

Witnesses said they were too distracted by the wave hungry squirrels rippling across the park to notice exactly if the victim was male or female..but they could tell us..."it really must have sucked to be THAT poor son-of-a-bitch"

Police report that no one else was attacked by this rampant wall of furry rodents, and that the odds of it ever happening again are close to impossible, and that park lovers may once again bask in the beauty of our city's beloved park.

If you have ANY information regarding the identity of the victim or any explination for the attack please...contact the police dept. with any information you can provide.

IMO thats gonna be better to read than hear some ninja-servant say "yea...umm...(s)he is died....."

:P

what are you talking about!? I train my ninjas to write in the most comical and informative way possible! I also encourage random side stories to assist in telling of the event.

Also your news made me giggle, and by giggle, I mean collapse a lung. Thank you.

An example of a ninja report.

"So me and Tim Wue were sitting on the bench right, minding our own business, playing our favorite game "Catch ninja star with face-o!" Tim Wue was winning as usual when our victim showed itself!

Quickly hiding ourself in our disguises of elderly old camels, we blended right into the scenery. The victim stood there starting at us we thought, but clearly we were blended into the scenery, so he must have been looking at our bench.

Tim Wue sneezed, and all the stars he caught with his face earlier projected themselves senselessly into the victims mother, across the street. In his grief he raised his leg, and then I savaged him with rolled up squirrel!

True story.

- Wang Chung.

LMFAO your ninjas sound like they know how to have a good time XD thats a great sounding game they like to play ;D

Oh Maestro!

What a great read. That definitely reminded me of teh ole days, busting out Proficiency and his Associates : D Fun times.

LOL!

One kid in school used to say stuff like "Z0MG I DID COVER ON SL1M SH4DY 1 S0 UB3R 1337!" and when we heard it on his Ipod it was exactly the same song lol. Everyone used to belive him. Also one guy said he created Stickpage (A stick animation site) and everyone belived the bastard again!

Out of interest, have you played that new flash game, Age Of War? I loved it.

LOL...just...LOL.

what an idiot.

This is 2 months too late, but still... you make me laugh. *gigglesnort*